Oh, hey guys. Check out my awesome car. Just look at that beauty.

This car is literally bleeding to death. Whatever you could think of that goes wrong with cars, will go wrong with mine. When my sister had it, she had problems with it overheating. We fixed it but we put in over $400 to get that fucker fixed. Now, when my sister handed it down to me, I’m having problems with the power steering. I make the slightest turn left or right, and you can hear the car growl at me. It’s the worst sound you will ever hear, in your entire life. I wish I could record the sound and show it to you guys, but sadly I don’t even want that sound to be recorded, where it stays forever, and ever, only to be heard countless more times by future generations.

The power steering pump happens to have a crack in it, so it leaks power steering fluid all over my driveway.

God damnit, I’m mad. Also WordPress 3.0 is cool.

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I hear this at least once a day in math class. It is one of the most retarded, stupidest questions anybody could ever ask.

When will we ever use this in life?
- Every single underachiever in high school.

I can’t deny it, the iTunes store is a great place. Everybody who doesn’t know anything about FTP probably buys all of their music from there. I don’t even think anybody actually goes to the store and buys a music album anymore. There’s one thing that is totally wrong about the iTunes store though, the prices. As of now, the price for a newly released song on iTunes is $1.29. That’s just outrageous, it doesn’t sound too bad at first, but that money adds up quickly.

I would like to start this post out, by saying that fast food is utterly disgusting. Why would anybody want to eat this? That’s a veggie-burger by the way, which is supposed to be healthy. I mean honestly, just staring at that burger makes me feel fat.

This brings me to the topic of fat people, which is America. Can you believe that people in this country are doing this to their children?

I don’t know why I’m ranting like this, I really don’t care. I actually laugh at little fat kids like this. So parents, if you want your children laughed at as they run around the playground, go ahead and keep pouring that grease and fat down their throats.