Oh, hey guys. Check out my awesome car. Just look at that beauty.

This car is literally bleeding to death. Whatever you could think of that goes wrong with cars, will go wrong with mine. When my sister had it, she had problems with it overheating. We fixed it but we put in over $400 to get that fucker fixed. Now, when my sister handed it down to me, I’m having problems with the power steering. I make the slightest turn left or right, and you can hear the car growl at me. It’s the worst sound you will ever hear, in your entire life. I wish I could record the sound and show it to you guys, but sadly I don’t even want that sound to be recorded, where it stays forever, and ever, only to be heard countless more times by future generations.

The power steering pump happens to have a crack in it, so it leaks power steering fluid all over my driveway.

God damnit, I’m mad. Also WordPress 3.0 is cool.

kbai