The Final Destination

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Thumbs down on the ‘newly improved’ Final Destination movie. These people think that they can throw in some 3D glasses and it will be a best seller at the box office. Well yeah, no.

So, this movie starts off like all the other ones. A teen has a vision, and then he opens his eyes and realizes it hasn’t happened yet. In this one, Nick O’Bannon has a vision of a race car crash at the local raceway, that literally destroys the whole place. I mean honestly, how can a car on fire that flies into the stands, cause the whole place to collapse? Doesn’t really make sense to me.

What else I don’t get is, the characters have no emotion. They just witness one of their best friends get killed, and they don’t even show the slightest sign of sadness. Also, where the hell are the cops? Aren’t there going to be police giving witness interviews? The only law enforcer in this movie is a security guard.

There’s also an exaggerated amount of blood. See this still, guess what happens? That guy gets drenched in his girlfriends blood, and I mean drenched.

I also don’t get why they had to throw “The” in the title. It’s not any different than the other ones; people die in outrageous deaths. They could have just called it “Final Destination 4: This Movie Sucks”.

This movie gets a 2/10 from me, and I didn’t watch it in 3D. I can just cringe at the thought of watching it with those giant annoying glasses.

Happy Turkey Day!

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I hope all my readers like turkey, cause if you don’t, get the hell off my blog.

To be honest, I probably ate 20 pounds of turkey today, no joke. First we went to my grandparents house, to eat with my sister and my grandparents. We had a full turkey there. Then, we went to my aunt and uncle’s house, we had another turkey. All in all, I’m really fucking tired.

Last night, I watched ‘Jennifer’s Body’, with Megan Fox. There was only one reason why I watched it, because Megan Fox was in it. And holy shit, she’s fucking hot. So this movie is basically ‘Twilight’ for boys. I mean, there’s lesbian scenes in this shit (Megan Fox!). The movie itself wasn’t that good, but I had to watch it.

A Perfect Getaway

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A Perfect Getaway, is not your average thriller/horror film. Warning: there may be spoilers in this blog post.

The storyline mainly follows Cliff and Cydney, an American couple, who hike to a remote beach in Hawaii for their honeymoon. They run into Cleo and Kale, hitchhikers, who refuse to get into the car with Cliff and Cydney. They find this odd that they didn’t want a ride, so they start getting suspicious. After they start the hike, they run into another couple, Nick and Gina, who tell them about a homicide involving a newlywed couple in Honolulu. Both of the couples start to become suspicious of each other, thinking that they are the murderers. They then witness the arrest of Cleo and Kale for the murders, and the police find a set of teeth inside Kale’s bag, which he has doesn’t have the slightest clue how they got there, it turns out, that they were framed. The other two couples, Cliff and Cydney, and Nick and Gina, think that they aren’t in danger, so they start to enjoy themselves.

That’s when the twist comes in, and let me tell you, it’s not a very happy ending. I’m sure some of you can guess who the killers are after reading this blog post.

Anyway, I thought it was a pretty enjoyable film, but not the best I’ve ever seen. You are always wondering what’s going to happen next, and when the twist comes in, you’ll be pretty surprised how the transition from a friendly, happy couple, turn into homicidal killers.

Busted

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There was a party last weekend, I didn’t go.

I find out an hour after the party started, that it got busted by the cops. The girl was hosting a party when her parents were away, and supposedly there was going to be a lot of alcohol.

So today, I was talking to a bunch of friends who DID go to the party. One of them had gone with his girlfriend, and he had 1 beer about 5 minutes before the cops showed up. He blew a .00. His girlfriend had half a beer, she blew a .02. Sucks for her huh?

Only about 12 or 13 kids got a minor, the rest of them ran away from the house.

Minnesota Vikings won, again. 35-9, we were up by 4 touchdowns most of the game. Now our record is 9-1. I’m not being cocky right now, but I really think that they are gonna make it to the SuperBowl. They have the skills to do it, and they have the confidence and pride. That’s what went wrong with the past seasons the Vikings have experienced, we didn’t have any confidence.

I have also purchased a domain, I just need to wait for the registrars to update. I’ll be sure to make a new post when the domain will be active.